3 easiest way 2 die...
Have cigar daily u'll die 10 years early...
Have alchohol daily u'll die 5 years early...
but love someone truly u'll die daily....
hoina ta...?

Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of chillies. What you do 2day, might burn your ass tomorrow! Gud Day!

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

From my side..1 puppy 4u,1 puppy 4ur fren,1 puppy 4ur fren's fren...coz my doggy gave birth to 10 puppies las nite..!

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

A square has 4 end,
A triangle has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Journalist:-wot do u do in the morning after u wake up.?
Mallika:-I'll first go to my house....! !

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

A man can kiss his wife.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass....!

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.